Bright-eyed, vis. communications grad from Capilano U, pocketing dreams of developing scratch-off pot scrubber ads and photoshopped pizzas. An old woman asked, where have the funny pages gone? Sparked happenstance or fate shot my fingertips to the capacity of the world web at my side — my wits faithful and true — but she had walked away. I could eat my destiny, it was so thick. Bird person, Jim Rimmer nominee, and 4x top volunteer at the PoMo Arts Center: runs 10k in 78 minutes or your money back.